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RibbonMania 2015 DVD Review

December 31, 2015 in Tokyo, Japan

This was Ice Ribbon’s big year end show, and I thoroughly enjoyed it live.

Roster is introduced to open and champion Aoi Kizuki speaks to hype things up. After everyone heads back tag champions Arisa Nakajima and Tsukasa Fujimoto give a well received singing performance that further fired up the crowd to start the event.

I continue to love the video packages that run before the matches start running down the entire card with a little background for each. It sets the stage for the dvd wonderfully and I wish American wrestling companies would do it.

1) Hiroyo Matsumoto, Makoto and Maruko Nagasaki vs Cherry, Hiroe Nagahama and Mika Iida **3/4

Entrances are skipped as usual and we cut right to the opening bell, with both teams in chicken fight position. Seeing a little of the lead up to that might’ve been a wise inclusion. Still, fun start with an amusing visual as Hiroyo and Makoto with Maruko on their shouldrs charge Cherry and Mika carrying Hiroe. Maruko gets the better of it and shoves Hiroe off balance, toppling her whole group. As Maruko’s team turns to celebrate, Cherry attacks from behind to similarly topple them. And thus the match proper begins. 😉 

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Cherry’s team isolates the only IR roster member in the match and Cherry rips bunches out of Maruko’s hair (while Hiroyo gives thumbs down from the outside) then proceeds to repeated back raking. No mystery as to who the heels are here. Tag to Hiroe who hits a couple dropkicks in the corner then tags out to Iida. Iida gleefully beats on and twists Maruko into knots for a bit then tags out to Cherry, who taunts Hiroyo and Makoto by bringing Maruko’s hand within inches of the tag then pulling back. As much as I like the usual “spirit of competition” feel to most of IR’s matches, it’s nice to see clear, committed heel work like this sometimes too.

Maruko eventually hits a running dropkick to stun Cherry and make it to Hiroyo for the tag. The Lady Destroyer levels Iida and Hiroe with shoulder tackles and powers Cherry into a backdrop suplex from a waistlock, then calls Makoto and Maruko in to climb onto her for extra weight as she drops the double knees to Cherry. Iida and Hiroe drop Hiroyo with a double dropkick however, then Cherry drop toeholds and slams her own partners into a pile on Hiroyo and splashes the top of it. For some reason the ref counts this as a legit cover, but Hiroyo powers a shoulder up from under her three opponents at 2.

Iida tagged in, but Hiroyo clotheslines her and tags Makoto, who goes up top for a crossbody followed by a bicycle kick on Iida for 2. Cherry helps Iida take over, then a tag brings in Hiroe, who wears Makoto out with running dropkicks until Hiroyo grabs Hiroe from the apron to allow Makoto to tag. Maruko’s turn to hit repeated running dropkicks, and they get 2. Forearm exchange ends when Hiroe tries a Northern lights suplex, which Maruko tries to counter into a sunset flip. Hiroe maintains balance until Makoto comes in with a… running double overhead chop I guess to knock Hiroe back and allow Maruko to complete the sunset flip for 2.

Hiroyo splashes Hiroe in the corner and she’s small packaged by Maruko for 2 (broken up by Iida and Cherry). European uppercut by Iida into a … double backhand slap something by Cherry into the previously attempted Northern lights by Hiroe which gets 2 as Makoto and Hiroyo save. Maruko hits a surprise uranage for a close 2 to pop the crowd, but Hiroe responds with a wheelbarrow rollup for the win.

Decent enough opener and an effective way to use numerous non-regular roster members to fill out the card, but this really played like a match on fast forward. Each segment pairing different opponents was maybe thirty seconds. Felt like a really good fifteen minute 6-woman tag crushed into half that. Fine for what they had to work with though. Was my first time seeing any of the winning team. Particularly interested in seeing what Iida can do with more of a spotlight. 

2) Yuuka vs Sareee ***3/4

Teens single match spotlight here. Nice to get a glimpse at a couple of rising stars in an environment like this. Yuuka with a slightly creepy stare towards Sareee during the handshake that she holds a little too long. Nice touch of attempted intimidation there without being disrespectful or heelish. Fun back and forth stalemate sequence to start, with the usual chain wrestling, arm drags, etc. 

Despite both being teens at this point, Sareee has a couple years both in age and experience on Yuuka, as well as a slight size and strength advantage, and definitely plays the “testing out the upstart” mannerisms here and there. Yuuka fires back each time, lending a nice backbone story to the match. After a hairmare and some choking in the corner, Sareee applies a nice Muta lock which Yuuka eventually gets out of by biting Sareee’s hand. The latter isn’t amused and boots Yuuka repeatedly as the she tries to get up. Corner whip is revered by Yuuka and she hits a running dropkick followed by a DDT for 2. Saree bridges out of the pin and hits some dropkicks of her own for 2.

Sareee up top with a missile dropkick for 2. Crowd’s into Yuuka’s resilience. Yuuka reverses  a whip and catches Sareee against the ropes with a forearm, then hits the rebound one to knock Sareee down as she staggers to the center, then the diving one on a prone Sareee for 2. Love that sequence. Yuuka goes up top for her own missile dropkick, then across the ring to the far turnbuckle for a crossbody for 2. Crosslegged fisherman’s suplex attempt fought off, and Sareee responds to a Yuuka forearm to the chest by NAILING Yuuka with one of her own across Yuuka’s face. Big crowd gasps for that. They lay into each other with alternating forearms to the chest, which ends when Yuuka hits the ropes for one and Sareee hits a dropkick. Yuuka’s laying against the ropes and Sareee hits the far side for a running dropkick to the seated Yuuka.

Yuuka counters a German attempt into a wheelbarrow rollup for 2, then catches Sareee as the latter tries a jackknife cover with another pinning combination for 2, then gets her floatover backslide for 2. Sareee waistlock countered into a 120% schoolboy attempt which Sareee tries to counter into a pin but they’re in the ropes. Yuuka leans against the ropes again for a second and eats another running dropkick in that position. Sareee up to the top again, but gets caught and Yuuka brings her down with a super-hurricanrana. Crosslegged fisherman’s connect for a believable nearfall.

Yuuka hits the rope but her forearm is ducked and Sareee finally hits the German for 2. She jaws with the ref for a second about that not being 3. Sareee calls for the and and pulls Yuuka up by her hair. Defiant roar by Yuuka, so Sareee hits another HARD forearm to knock her down. Yuuka back up and charges, but runs right into and overhead uranage for the pin.

Nice showing for both. Haven’t seen much of Sareee, but she looked good here. Yuuka has instincts and skills well beyond her experience, and should be a huge star someday.

3) Miyako and Jun Kasai vs Antonio Honda and Mochi Miyagi vs GENTARO and Yuji Hino ***1/2

Miyako Matsumoto’s band Black DPG provided the second live singing performance of the night as an entrance ceremony of sorts for Miyako and partner Jun Kasai (who amusingly sat on the turnbuckle in the background “encouraging” people to clap). Miyako and company had a “slightly” different feel to their music and dancing than Best Friends’ song. 😉 Entertaining enough. Miyako and Kasai are both wearing a contact in one eye

We cut right to the opening bell after the performance ends, where special ref (and retired IR wrestler) Mio Shirai is checking the participants. Mio, Honda, and Gentaro start, with the two men shaking hands, then Honda offering a hand to Miyako only to draw it back with a Ric Flair “Woooo” when she reaches for it. Miyako responds with her usual good nature and pounds Honda to the mat. Gentaro decides to greet Miyako with a slap to the face. Miyako responds in kind with a hard shot, gets swatted on the head by Gentaro, and this time straight up punches him in the face in retaliation (nice hard shot too).

Gentaro swings back at Miyako, who blocks the shot, hits another slap, then gets a side headlock for a second before being sent to the ropes. Miyako gets the better of him for a few seconds with pose enhanced armdrags, but when she poses in celebration Gentaro double swats the back of her head and she rolls out of the ring. Honda’s back up and he and Gentaro counter wrestle for a bit, then Gentaro trips Honda after agreeing to a square up, so Honda just pokes him in the eyes. Then does the same to Miyako, who of course chose the worst possible time to come back in the ring.

His opponents are outside the ring so Honda hits the ropes for an apparent dive (doubtful) and sure enough his knee “gives out” before he can dive and he tumbles to the mat, then rolls outside clutching his knee. With the original combatants all in disarray outside of the ring their three partners enter it to face off. The crowd is clearly behind Kasai. Mochi takes exception and does the Lovely Butchers’ posing routine to win the crowd back, but halfway through Kasai simply kicks her in the head to a hero’s ovation. Mochi ducks a clothesline and continues the posing, so Kasai kicks her in the head again. I like. Hino has just stood in a corner watching all of this so far. Mochi dodges a Kasai charge into the corner and… more posing. You’d think she’d have learned by now. This time Hino attacks here during the pose with a slap to the back.

Mochi rolls out of the ring and Hino follows, but gets caught by Honda who holds him while Mochi grabs her whip. Hino moves and Honda takes the shot. Not to be deterred, he then grabs Gentaro and holds him for the whip, but of course Gentaro also moves and Honda eats another whip shot from his partner. As stubborn as his partner was with her posing, Honda decides it will surely work on Miyako, and grabs her for yet another attempt. And the same results again as Miyako gets free at the last second. Oh wait, there’s one more opponent to try, so Honda rolls into the ring where Kasai’s been watching from and grabs him. Mochi comes in and do I even have to type it? No? Good. Apparently Honda’s not satisfied with that last hit he took, and has Mochi hit him again as Kasai stands off to the side (with an appropriate WTF? look). Still no good, as he takes the whip from Mochi, hands it to ref Mio, and presents his backside her to hit with the whip. After Mio does so Honda shakes her hand. OK THEN.

Kasai ends the … festivities… by knocking both Honda and Mochi out of the ring, where Miyako attacks them with a giant plastic ball. Yes, really:

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Kasai goes with the slightly more effective weapon choice of a table, and after bonking Mochi square in the head with it goes into the crowd and sets up the table next to a stairwell overhang. He and Miyako drag Hino up and lay him out on the table, then Kasai does a diving splash OVER THE STAIRWAY onto Hino sending him through the table.

After that everyone fights back down to ringside, where Kasai chokes Mochi with hula hoops and Miyako bounces her ball off Honda’s head. Miyako and Kasai lay out Honda and Mochi in the ring and it’s time for posing of the entertaining variety. 😉 Kasai trying to match Miyako’s poses is hilarious. Simultaneous splash gets 2, as Honda kicks out and Gentaro dives in and grabs Mio to prevent Mochi being counted out. Kasai slams Gentaro and he and Miyako don goggles, go up to opposite top turnbuckles, and… Hino crotches Kasai on the turnbuckle while Miyako dives and gets caught with Gentaro’s raised knees.

Hino grabs Miyako and just tosses her over his head from slam position for 2. Honda and Mochi in but Hino reverses a double suplex and suplexes them both at the same time. This leaves poor Miyako alone with Gentaro and Hino. Gentaro holds her for a big Hino chop, which Miyako escapes from and Gentaro eats. Kasai saves Miyako from a Razor’s Edge, then calls for a lariat only to eat one from Hino instead. Hino then stalks Miyako, as the crowd chants their support for her as she panics. Powerbomb attempt and Miyako tries a ran reversal, but Hino is too powerful and pulls her back up, only to have Miyako go up and over into a sunset flip for 2.

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Hino’s had enough and levels Miyako with a chop for 2. Kasai saves by dropkicking MIO, which can’t possibly end well. Mio slaps Kasai, then kicks him low. Well, he certainly had it coming. Honda in and Hino goes to chop him, which Honda keeps blocking / begging off. Finally Honda bows to Hino, says something and salutes Hino. After a moment Hino returns the salute instead of chopping Honda. As they stand there Mochi hits a Thesz press on Hino, who then rolls out of the ring. Reverse DDT from Honda on Miyako sets up a Mochi top rope frog splash for the win. Odd that Miyako’s band never got involved, given the match was no-DQ and they were sitting near the ring the whole time.

That was ridiculous, but in most of the right ways. I didn’t follow (nor like) everything, but overall it was a fun combination of absurdity and intense brawling, and never pretended to be anything else.

4) Tag Team #1 Contendership: Buribato (SAKI and MIZUKI) vs Azure Revolution (Maya Yukihi & Risa Sera)   **1/2

Buribato impressed my quite a bit the first time I saw them (in the main event of a Gatoh Move show), so I was pretty excited to see them here against IR mainstays Risa and Maya with a shot at IR’s tag titles on the line. Handshakes all around before the bell.

Mizuki and Risa start, kind of, as Maya comes back in at the bell and knocks Saki off the apron so Azure Rev can doubleteam. Mizuki’s whipped to the corner and hit with the double running elbow right away, but Saki’s back and “fights off” Maya by kicking her once and having Maya run away outside for some reason as Buribato attacks her partner. Double faceplant on Risa followed by a double arm wringer and they hit their trademark pose.

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NOW the one on one starts between Risa and Mizuki… nevermind again, as Mizuki hits a couple boots and then immediately tags out. Scoop slam by Saki then she locks in an abdominal stretch with headlock on Risa. She lets that go after a few seconds and ties up Risa’s arms and legs and suspends her in the air. Impressive hold that the crowd murmurs in appreciation of.

Once she drops Risa the latter takes the opportunity to trip Saki and apply her suspended Boston crab, likewise drawing crowd noise. Every hold in the match so far has only been kept on for about five seconds each, which makes sense with the supporting your opponent’s weight ones but overall is giving the match an odd feel and pace. Wish the partners were breaking them up or something. Triple running double knees to the back gets 2, but after a little back and forth Saki hits a suplex and tags Mizuki.

Risa’s receives a drop toehold against the ropes and Saki grabs her feet and holds her up for Mizuki to hit WGTT’s old leapfrog move (kind of: Mizuki BARELY cleared Saki and landed on Risa’s legs instead of her back). Mizuki presses the advantage until Risa creates an opening and hits the double running knees in the corner followed by her spinning side slam for 2. Tag and Maya’s in for the first time. Elbow followed by a kneedrop that clearly misses Mizuki’s head gets 2. Mizuki swats away a kick, but gets sent to her knees by one to her legs then one to the chin gets 2.

Mizuki rolls under a clothesline then has one of her own ducked, then kind of staggers in place for a second until Maya remembers to grab her in a waistlock from behind. She fights out and gets an awkward body scissors takedown into a (nice) pinning combination for 2. Mizuki with a wheelbarrow rollup but she rolls right off Maya into the corner, jumps to the middle turnbuckle and twists around to jump into a doublestomp for 2. Nice spot. Tag to Saki who hits a trio of running shoulder tackles for 2.

Saki keeps control and goes for a giant swing, but only gets about a revolution before losing Maya. Don’t know if that was a bad grip on her part or lack of cooperation. She does it again and gets the move for an appropriate length of time, though clearly doing it through power and struggling to keep it going. Gets 2. Scoop slam in the corner and Saki goes to the middle turnbuckle, but Maya rolls out of the way of the Vaderbomb. Risa in and Azure Rev with a couple of doubleteams featuring Maya setting up variations of Risa’s running double knees then Maya hits her standing leg drop for 2.

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Slam by Maya as Risa holds Mizuki back but the swanton misses. Crossbody by Mizuki on both opponents into Saki schoolboying them both gets 2. Mizuki and Risa brawl outside and Saki hits a a pair of Vaderbombs on Maya for 2. Risa back in to intercept and Azure Rev hit a double chokeslam  for 2 (Mizuki saves). Mizuki and Risa back outside and Saki puts Maya down with a shoulder tackle, then tries a suplex but Maya barely goes off the ground. Saki does it again, all power, and hits the move … for 3?!

This was a weird match, with these two teams not having nearly the chemistry they should have. The pacing was off throughout the match, right up to the anticlimactic pin after a vertical suplex. Risa’s exchanges with Buribato were decent, but even those were a little more awkward in parts than I remember them being live. Maya’s timing was off and she also seemed to be literal deadweight for all of Saki’s moves. Now don’t let my criticism give the wrong idea: this was not horrible by any means and there were some fun sequences. But there were also obvious issues and these four are certainly capable of better.

5) Neko Nitta retirement match: Neko Nitta and 235 vs Akane Fujita and Kyuri ***1/2

I feel honored to have been at this event live to see Neko’s last match and retirement ceremony. More thoughts on that here.

Neko and 235’s entrance is shown, as are the ring intros. Neko comes to the ring wearing Pantera Rosa’s mask, which she removes to reveal silver hair for the occasion. Neko gets to play in a lot of streamers during her intro. 🙂

Akane calls for Neko to start, but they refuse and 235 is in for the opening bell. Akane charges her and knocks her back into their corner, and repeats her desire for Neko to come in. Neko obliges and Akane gets the advantage then has Kyuri come in for some doubleteams. They try one too many and Neko takes over, then hits a lungblower on Akane landing essentially into a senton on a prone Kyuri. Tag to 235, but Akane powers her into a slam to take over and Kyuri tags in and applies a nasty submission hold where she’s essentially sitting on the back of a folded in half 235 while pulling back on both arms.

After Kyuri releases she and Akane take turns working over 235 for a while, with Kyuri always going back to the arm and Akane wearing her out with power moves. This ends when Neko breaks another vicious submission hold of Kyuri’s and angrily slaps 235 around a bit to get her back into gear. 235 then hits FOURTEEN of her running crossbodies in succession as the crowd gets more and more fired up the longer she goes. She gets 2 off the last one as Akane breaks by Neko and saves.

An exhausted 235 crawls to her corner and tags Neko, who pulls Kyuri into a camel clutch and scratches her face when she refuses to give up. More face scratching with Kyuri in the ropes, but the latter reverses a scoop slam and tries to make the tag. 235 comes running in to knock Akane off the apron and end that, then she and Neko doubleteam with corner strikes, a 235 crossbody to a seated Kyuri and a Neko senton for 2. Kyuri fights back however with judo throws to both and tags out.

Akane and Neko exchange forearms in a heated sequence that leads to Neko hitting a series of shots with her tail to get the advantage. She goes up to the middle rope and hits a shotgun dropkick then a wheelbarrow rollup for 2. Neko then tours the turnbuckles hitting a middle ropes shotgun dropkick from each on Akane. Last one gets 2. Neko goes up top but Kyuri stalls her enough for Akane to recover and slam Neko off the turnbuckle. Delayed back body drop gets 2. Neko scratches Akane’s eyes then hits the ropes, where Kyuri hits Neko in the back but Neko ignores it, then Neko lightly runs into Akane, who’s halfway to her feet. No bump off that and Neko did no actual strike and seemed to be expecting something else. So she simply beats on Akane a few times and iits the far ropes again, where indeed Kyuri hits her in the back again and this time Akane drops Neko with a double sledge off the rebound. Not usually a fan of repeating blown spots but Neko covered that nicely and the repeat wasn’t as obvious or awkward as it could have been.

Running powerslam by Akane on Neko gets 2. Kyuri hits the fisherman’s then runs over to block 235 as Akane locks in a sharpshooter. 235 gets by Kyuri to break it up, but gets sent outside the ring by Akane. Double whip into the ropes on Neko, but she jumps to the middle rope and comes off it with a double reverse elbow to drop both her opponents. She whips Akane into a corner where 235’s waiting to hit a tornado DDT, then the lungblower gets a close 2 for Neko. Neko picks Akane up and 235 comes off the top with a flying crossbody, then Neko off the opposite corner with a shotgun dropkick for 2 when Kyuri saves.  Kyuri and 235 brawl outside and Neko hits a trio of uppercut palm strikes… for 1. Big pop for Akane’s kickout there.

She wipes Neko out with a shoulder tackle for 2, but Neko reverses a fireman’s carry into a sunset flip for 2 of her own. Another palm strike into another lungblower looks to be it, but Akane kicks out at 2.999. Neko drags Akane into posiition near the corner and finishes her with a moonsault to win her last match. All four wrestlers embrace on the mat and then bow together afterwards and are all understandably emotional.

Solid match that was exactly what it was meant to be: a fitting farewell to Neko during which she got to wrestle with the roster members she learned with.

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Parts of the ceremony where people from Neko’s career came out to present her with gifts and flowers were shown while piano music played. Miyako hitting her over the head with a rose before hugging her was particularly amusing, as was Kasai going for a kiss after shaking Neko’s hand and getting slapped. Then a video message was played from someone who couldn’t attend, and after which Neko stood center ring as the announcer went over career highlights (for which clips played for us dvd viewers), then Neko gave a speech. Neko then received a ten bell salute for the end of career.

Another, greater avalanche of streamers met her at the end of the salute, and once she untangled herself Kyuri, 235, and Akane carried her around the outside of the ring.

The ceremony was an incredible thing to be able to attend love and share with Neko as she retired, and the dvd captured the emotion and highlights of it all wonderfully.

6) Tsukushi vs Ayako Hamada ***3/4

Hamada’s shoulder is heavily taped. Tsukushi looks beyond tiny next to Hamada, who has about 6 inches and 50 lbs on the younger competitor. Collar and elbow tie up to start and Tsukushi really works it trying to back Hamada up, but the latter powers Tsukushi back a couple of steps then pushes her away and into the ropes. They lock up again with similar results, then the third time Hamada finally pushes Tsukushi all the way against the ropes. She breaks clean but Tsukushi grabs her, spins her around, and hits a forearm. Nice show of intensity so far from Tsukushi kind of acknowledging she’s got an uphill battle while not being intimidated and holding her own.

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They go back and forth for a bit with Hamada trying to use her size and power advantage along with her own speed to get the better of Tsukushi, and the latter being just a little quicker and avoiding most of it while getting a couple shots in here and there. Once Hamada catches Tsukushi she hits a trio of slams and goes into a Rings of Saturn variation to wear Tsukushi down. Once Tsukushi reaches the ropes they do a forearm exchange with Hamada leveling Tsukushi each time and shrugging of the retaliations until Tsukushi hits THIRTEEN in rapid succession to stun Hamada briefly. She tries to follow up with a wheelbarrow roll, but Hamada powers her over into a nice wheelbarrow suplex instead.

Another forearm lays Tsukushi out and Hamada goes up for the moonsault, but Tsukushi rolls inside and it misses. Double rotation flying headscissors (during which Tsukushi lost momentum in the middle but they managed to right themselves without being too obvious and finish) sends Hamada outside. Tsukushi climbs the turnbuckles and hits a crossbody to Hamada on the floor. Back in, after a missile dropkick Tsukushi targets Hamada’s leg, including a sweet counter of a Hamada spin kick into a knee bar. Hamada makes the ropes to break but Tsukushi then hits a dropkick as she lays against them.

Tsukushi then hits a tiger suplex(!!), but can’t keep the bridge for the count. So she goes for it again, which makes total sense within the match context and doesn’t come across as a redone spot,  and just nails it with a perfect arch and bridge for 2. Looked crazy impressive on the much larger opponent and the crowd “oooh”ed appreciatively. Hamada fights off a third then sits down on a Tsukushi victory roll attempt for 2. Tsukushi tries another wheelbarrow, but just gets spun away through the air. Tsukushi attempts to counter Hamada’s powerbomb with a hurricanrana, but Hamada’s too strong and lifts Tsukushi back up to complete the move, but Tsukushi goes up and over instead and gets a sunset flip for a very close 2.

A clothesline by Hamada as Tsukushi comes off the ropes ends Tsukushi’s momentum, and Hamada press the advantage with a couple of strikes before putting Tsukushi on the top turnbuckle. The latter fights off the slam attempt however and executes the vistory roll she was going for earlier for 2. Then the wheelbarrow roll for 2. Nice callbacks to her earlier strategies. Tiger attempted again but Hamada counters into a big backdrop suplex.

Tsukushi goes through Hamada’s legs to avoid the powerbomb, but Hamada leg lariats (the general area kind of near) Tsukushi’s head to put her down again. The youngster looks to be out but when the sitout powerbomb finally connects it only gets 2. Big applause for that kickout. Hamada’s shows a mixture of disbelief and respect on her face, but that was all Tsukushi had left and a spin kick to the head puts her down for 3.

Don’t know if it was the taped shoulder or just the passage of time, but Hamada was definitely more methodical here than I remember. The structure was somewhat odd, as Hamada never really paid for taking Tsukushi a little lightly here and there (and in fact won with a lackadaisical cover) and never sold Tsukushi’s legwork. That said, they did build to believable nearfalls to sell a possible upset and the counters and Tsukushi’s going back to things until they worked gave a strong backbone to the action. This played a little better on dvd than I remember it being live.

7) Tag Title Match: Best Friends (Fujimoto and Nakajima) vs Avid Rival (Misaki Ohata and Ryo Mizunami) ****3/4

I adore all four competitors and this was tied for my favorite match out of 84 I saw while visiting Japan. Let’s see how it holds up.

Champions’ entrance is shown, coming out to the same song they sung to open the show. Their wearing all their belts, which is quite the awesome sight. Introductions are shown too, a nice touch for title matches. Knowing Misaki can play the energetic, “bubbly” babyface, it’s highly amusing to see her play the more serious “straight man” in Avid Rival counter to Mizunami’s exuberance. The charisma Mizunami has developed in the couple years since I last saw her is incredible. She was always solid in the ring, but now she’s absolutely captivating in her mannerisms and expressions.

Stern faces on all four during the pre-match portion, but handshakes all around regardless. Tsukka and Mizunami start. They trade waistlocks with Muzunami having a slight advantage due to her power and she takes Tsukka down and trasitions into a front facelock, but Tsukka immediately rolls into one of her own and they trade reversals on that for a few go rounds. Mizunami once agains starts to establish and advantage, so when Tsukka escapes that time she goes back to the waistlock, but Mizunami cinches in a side headlock to counter. Interesting storytelling here early on, as they’re practically even but Mizunami is just getting the slightest little edges here and there to subtlely establish she’s a threat to the champion.

She flips Tsukka over in a side headlock takedown, countered with a headscissors, Mizunami kips out and rushes Tsukka, legs swept and a cover for less than 1, Tsukka rushes Mizunami now, legs swept and a cover for less than 1 as Tsukka bridges out, Mizunami rolls under Tsukka’s kick, and there’s the stalemate square up as they eye each other wearily. Counter wrestling like that is so much fun when done properly, and of course these two did.

Switch on both sides and now it’s Misaki vs Arisa. It’s formulaic but “different sets of opponents facing each other” is always a great way to start big tag matches. In contrast to how their partners started, these two go straight into a collar-and-elbow tie up and simply try to power each other backwards. No go either way so they mutually break after a few seconds. They circle and Misaki gestures for a test of strength, but Tsukka comes in and attacks her from behind (BOO!). The rest of the audience doesn’t mind the illegal assist, as BF’s double dropkick to Misaki gets applause, as does their subsequent double kick to the chest.

Mizunami is intercepted by Arisa trying to come to Misaki’s aid, and BF’s throw Avid Rival into opposite corners. However Avid Rival do-si-do when whipped toward each other and splash BF’s back into the corners. Misaki and Mizunami then do Mizunami’s trademark fire up / pose of kissing their knuckles and splash their opponents again, then criss cross and Misaki nails Arisa with the seated crossbody while Mizunami lariats Tsukka in the opposite corner. Crowd equally happy with that sequence so we’ve got a hot title match here with the audience into whatever awesome wrestling they see and no obvious favorites or heels so far.

Misaki goes up to the top turnbuckle as Mizunami wrangles both BF’s on the outside, but they move and Misaki nails Mizunami with the crossbody to the floor. As AR gets up Arisa hits them both with a dropkick from the apron, then Tsukka follows with her own crossbody from the top to the outside. Amusing side note: this all happened about ten feet from me live, which was so awesome.

Arisa rolls Misaki back in and she and Tsukka go up in opposite corners to hit missile dropkicks in sequence. As Misaki rolls from the impact of Tsukka’s Arisa has already gotten up and grabs Misaki from behind to go straight into a German suplex for 2. The only wrestlers I can think of that throw Germans anywhere near as good as Arisa are Akira Tozawa, and Arisa’s opponent here in Misaki. I could watch any of the three of them hit nothing but German variations for an entire match (although I probably wouldn’t want that to happen to their poor opponents). Arisa kicks at Misaki’s face, which fires the challenger up and she catches one, gets to her feet, and starts a STIFF forearm exchange. They’re laying into each other gloriously. Misaki eventually ends the back and forth with a flurry of around ten rapid fire shots, but when she hits the ropes to press her advantage Arisa catches her with a Cutie Special for 2.

Then Arisa hits the ropes, but this time Misaki counters and levels her with the spinning double sledge for 2. The energy level of this back and forth is incredible, and the crowd is loving it. Another switch in momentum, and Arisa slips behind Misaki and hits a release German, but when she charges Misaki afterwards the latter swats away a kick and hits her own release German. Shotgun dropkick sends Arisa into AR’s corner, and Misaki follows with the seated crossbody to finally establish a little bit of a sustained advantage. Tag to Mizunami.

The powerhouse stalks Arisa and nails her with a spear. She then picks Arisa up into running powerslam position, but Arisa drops down behind Mizunami, ducks a clothesline, then hits the ropes… to run right into a powerslam for 2. Nice sequence. Running Guillotine Drop misses, and Arisa goes for a German, but Ryo sets her weight to block, then hits a back elbow to break the waistlock. This leads to a forearm exchange to each others’ faces and the crowd is WAY into it since Mizunami’s hitting even harder than Arisa does. She eventually hits a flurry for the advantage, but Arisa ducks the last one and Tsukka slips in and hits her rollup into the kick to the chest. Arisa follows with the rollup into a doublestomp, then they hit their version of 3G’s Hangover for 2.

Back to just Arisa and Ryo, and the latter fights off a full nelson, but then eats SIXTEEN rapid fire forearms from Arisa. Arisa backs up for a big clothesline, which Mizunami ducks, but Arisa spin right around into another forearm shot that ROCKS Ryo. STRAIGHTJACKET GERMAN!!! Love that move, and Arisa nails a beauty here. Gets 2 as Misaki saves.

Tag to Tsukka and she sprints along the apron to a neutral corner and climbs for a missile dropkick, then nails the running dropkick in the opposite corner (which Mizunami rolled into from the impact of the missile). Misaki interrupts a suplex attempt and AR whips Tsukka into the ropes, but she catches them both with a dropkick on the rebound. Exquisitely done too, catching each opponent with one of her feet square in the center of their chests. Tsukka does a forward rollup kip up and plays to the roaring crowd for a second, then hits a trio of hard kicks to a seated Mizunami’s back. Rebound kick to the chest is ducked, but Arisa’s in and plants a savate kick right to Mizunami’s jaw as she gets to her feet.

Best Friends with a double whip to the ropes, but Mizunami levels them both with a double spear off the rebound. She calls Misaki in to knock Arisa out of the ring, then Mizunami ties Tsukka up in the ropes and AR take turns splashing her. When she stumbles into the center Mizunami hits the running Guillotine Drop for 2.

Mizunami lifts Tsukka into torture rack position, but when she looks to turn it into a burning hammer Tsukka does a beautiful flip off Mizunami’s shoulders to counter and lands on her feet. She hits the ropes, but Mizunami catches her and spins her up into a torture rack while Misaki dashes along the apron to a neutral corner. Sitout burning hammer  sets up a diving splash from the top by Misaki (on a perpendicular Tsukka, so Misaki does a sweet turn in mid-air to land properly).

Misaki blocks Arisa and Mizunami nails the lariat on Tsukka for 2. Mizunami seems to signal the end and gets a full nelson, but when she tries to suplex Tsukka the latter breaks the holds and whips Mizunami into a yakuza kick by Arisa (who broke free of Misaki). Hurricanrana rollup gets 2 for Tsukka. She hits the far ropes for momentum and run right into a HUGE lariat from Mizunami. Gets 2, with Arisa just BARELY getting free of Misaki in time to break up the pin. Great stuff.

Misaki sends Arisa out and runs back to her own corner to tag in and give Mizunami a breather, and hits Tsukka with a sweet deadlift German with a perfect bridge for a close 2. Tsukka fights off a fisherman’s suplex, but Misaki whips her to the ropes and Mizunami comes back in to help hit a 3D on Tsukka for 2. Great dramatic moment there as Arisa was trying to run around the ref and Mizunami and couldn’t make it in time, but Tsukka kicked out at the last second anyway to keep the match alive.

Ohata hits the ropes as Tsukka rises but gets caught with a double dropkick by both member of Best Friends. She ends up sitting against the ropes and Arisa hits a running kick to the face followed by a dropkick from Tsukka. They both go up and Misaki stumbles to her feet and eats a double missile dropkick (with Arisa clearly hitting first and hard but Tsukka still mostly connecting so it still looked good overall) for 2.

Tsukka calls for the Venus Shoot, but Misaki steps into the corner to block and hold up Tsukka for a second for Mizunami to knock Tsukka down with a nasty right hand from the apron. Misaki hits a trio of rolling bridging Germans (and I have to put her up neck and neck with Arisa on her execution of them all match) and holds the last one for 2.999 as Arisa breaks free of Mizunami and hits Misaki out of the bridge with a dropkick to save the titles.

Misaki directs her partner to take care of Arisa, then gets a fisherman’s buster on Tsukka for another extremely close 2. Tsukka just willed her right arm / shoulder up at the last second there. Misaki pulls a largely lifeless Tsukka up and gets into crucifix position, then Mizunami seems to be about to pick them both up like that, but Arisa comes flying in with a missile dropkick to Mizunami to stop it. Misaki drops off Tsukka and tries to attack Arisa, but takes a release German for her troubles.

Misaki tries to block another German from Arisa by settign into wheelbarrow position, but Tsukka hits a sliding kick to Misaki’s face THROUGH ARISA’S LEGS, then rolls out out the way as Arisa uses that momentum to complete the deadlift German. Since Tsukka’s legal, as Arisa holds the bridge Tsukka flips over Misaki into a jackknife cradle for 2. AWESOME sequence. Tsukka jumps into crucifix position and converts into the Infinity. Misaki’s going NOWHERE but Mizunami saves the match.

Tsukka hits a strike combination and jumps into code red position, but Mizunami LEVELS her with a lariat to counter. Misaki with a floatover rollup for 2. Both up, Misaki hit a trio of spinning double sledges, but Tsukka follows her into the ropes and surprises her with the Tsukadora! Mizunami saves at the last second and the crowd’s going nuts. Arisa runs in with a release German to take Mizunami out of the equation. Enzugiri by Tsukka on Misaki sets up the Venus Shoot! 1, 2… kickout! Crowd erupted for that unexpected escape and Tsukka’s selling complete shock. Arisa calls for the end though, and a release dragon suplex from her leads to the Tsukka-chan Bomb (Code Red) by Tsukka to retain.

Yeah, this held up big time. Four fantastic wrestlers going all out in a championship match and really embracing and taking advantage of the tag team format. So many awesome doubleteams, reversals, back and forth spots, etc. Everything I love about pro-wrestling, and a MOTYC for me.

8) Ice Cross Infinity Title Match: Aoi Kizuki (c) vs Hamuko Hoshi ****

Big fan of defending champion Aoi, but the challenger hadn’t impressed me much leading up to this, so my expectation were middling.

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Full entrances for both competitors for the first time tonight. Don’t know if that’s because it’s the main or a telegraph of the finish.

Tentative circling to start then they lock up hard only to stalemate. Hoshi baits Aoi and she charges, only to have Hoshi roll under the clothesline and start her posing. Well, at least were getting that out of the way early. Aoi slaps Hoshi’s hand in annoyance during the routine and hits the ropes, but eats a lariat on the rebound for 2. Hoshi with a bunch of overhand chops, which Aoi absorbs as she flexes and walks forward to back Hoshi up a bit. She then responds with her windmill double chops, then sends Hoshi into a corner for machinegun chops. Double claw to the belly and she tries to toss Hoshi, but the latter send Aoi spinning away instead. I think that’s the first belly spot from Hoshi I’ve actually found amusing.

Aoi with a nice cartwheel out of a hairmare attempt, then lands a dropkick. Hoshi catches Aoi charging into the corner with a kick to the gut, then goes up for her belly rub to the face spot. She whips Aoi to the opposite corner, follows with a splash, then hits the buttblocks (which honestly look particularly ridiculous here since Aoi’s so much taller Hoshi’s impacting her thighs instead of her midsection), but Aoi explodes out of the corner with a faceplant as Hoshi celebrates. Senton followed by a twisting splash gets 2.

Both up, and after a Hoshi clothesline is ducked Aoi forces her back in STO position over Aoi’s knee for a submission attempt. Aoi reverses direction and tosses Hoshi away to break. Aoi attempts the crossbody in the corner, but Hoshi runs out to meet her Vader vertical splash style and Aoi’s knocked out of the air. Running belly to the face gets 2. Hoshi hits a shotgun missile dropkick and a folding press for 2, then converts right into a STF when Aoi kicks out.

Aoi reverses by rolling over into her own STF (nice counter I don’t think I’ve ever seen before). It’s in for a while until Hoshi claws to the ropes to break. Aoi ducks a clothesline and gets a wheelbarrow drop toehold to go right back into the STF. Good strategy. Aoi tries to grab Hoshi’s hand when she gets close to the ropes to prevent the break but can’t do so without losing the hold, so Hoshi does indeed make the ropes again to break.

Aoi sets Hoshi against the ropes and hits the opposite side for momentum for the crossbody, then gets a Northern lights suplex with a bridge for 2. She goes up to the top turnbuckle and Aoi’s swivel splash gets 2. She pulls Hoshi to her knees and turns to hit the ropes, but Hoshi grabs Aoi’s ankle to block. Aoi fights free, kicks Hoshi, and hits the ropes, but Hoshi catches her with a lariat for 2. Samoan drop lays out Aoi for Hoshi to go up top, but Aoi rolls inside of the splash attempt and Hoshi eats canvas.

Hoshi to her feet and “bongs” her tummy to indicate she’s fine. Aoi with a leaping clothesline, but Hoshi doesn’t move. Hoshi hits the ropes and Aoi takes the clothesline and rolls right back up to show her own toughness, then ducks another and hits a release German on Hoshi(!!). Hoshi responds in kind and they’re both slow to get up. Simultaneous clotheslines and neither goes down, then Aoi hits the ropes and does a spinning leaping clothesline for 2. Both are down and the ref gets to 9 before they both get back up.

Nice forearm exchange on their knees as both sell exhaustion yet not backing down or giving up. They stumble to their feet and Hoshi hits standing back and forth clothlines to Aoi’s chest and back to get the advantage. Aoi ducks the big one though and nails a beautiful bridging German for 2. Scoop slam and Aoi goes up for the Happiness Splash, but Hoshi moves and the champ hits the mat hard (looks like harder than she thought too: might have been the first few time she’s missed that move and it seems she smacked her face on the landing).

Hoshi follows up with an exploder, then puts Aoi on the turnbuckles. They exchange shits as Hoshi climbs up with her, then Hoshi gets Aoi on her shoulders and gets a super Samoan drop from the second turnbuckle. Hoshi goes up and hits a splash fro mthe top turnbuckle for 2.999. Live I thought that was it. Aoi ducks a clothesline but Hoshi adjusts and hits one to Aoi’s back, but when she goes to the ropes to capitalize Aoi catches her with a small package off the rebound for 2. Aoi tries to spin Hoshi around into a rollup, but Hoshi sets down on her for 2. Hoshi does her roll over downed opponent, but instead of getting a cover out of it Aoi leverages herself up just enough to put Hoshi’s own shoulders down for a close 2.

Aoi calls for the end and looks for a straightjacket German, but Hoshi gets a hard short lariat instead. But Aoi kicks out at 1. Hoshi hits the ropes and another lariat but Aoi kicks out at 1 AGAIN, then unloads with forearms to Hosi’s face, then a slap. Aoi’s playing this like she’s using any and all of her reserves / remaining energy. She goes for the ropes, but jumps into a spinebuster and Hoshi gets 2. Another lariat gets 2. One final lariat and the champ is done. Hoshi gets 3 and the IR title.

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This was much better than I expected live, and I think it plays ever better on disc. It felt off formula, with them going for some signature moves early and then just pulling out all the stops as they pounded on each other back and forth until someone couldn’t get up. Great, well told story. Wish Aoi had retained, but given her subsequent leaving of IR the outcome obviously makes sense (wonder which decision was made first though…). Easily the best match I’ve seen from Hoshi, and I definitely would like to see more lariat throwing, tough as nails Hoshi and less Lovely Butcher belly wielding Hoshi going forward.

Mochi attacks Hoshi as the latter basks in her moment to make a point and challenge her for a title match. Seems like a competition thing and not a full heel turn / breakup of the team though. Weird.

Footage is shown of the roster going through the crowd shaking hands and thanking everyone for coming. They announce their biggest attendance ever for the show, and the champ leads the “Happy Ice Ribbon” cheer to finish up.

Overall

Suitably awesome show for IR’s biggest of the year with a fun undercard, an emotional retirement ceremony, and two great matches on top. As I mentioned in my live thoughts, when the only criticism I have of a show is that given the talent involved I know a few undercard matches could have been even better I’d say things went well. 🙂

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Evolve 69 Live Review

September 11, 2016 in Queens, NY

Evolve was back at La Boom in Queens for Johnny Gargano’s farewell as he heads to the WWE. Before the show the National Anthem was sung in remembrance of 9/11.

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One of the themes for the night was a series of “New Talent Showcases,” where newer wrestlers got opportunities against established roster members. The show opened with one of these is the form of Darby Allin vs Tony Nese. Darby has been on the last few Evolve shows but has been unsuccessful, and was given a “win or leave” ultimatum for the weekend. So after Darby’s loss to TJP at Evolve 68 this had the added wrinkle of Darby being gone from Evolve if he couldn’t beat Nese. Telegraphed the finish somewhat, but it did get the crowd seriously behind Darby and there was some doubt cast by Nese’s big win over Riddle the previous night, making it less likely he’d lose to Darby after such a high profile victory.

This was a hot opener. Although Darby’s style still makes me nervous, the spots here seemed better planned and thankfully there was nothing like the scare last time he was in Queens for Evolve 64 (when he came down on his neck after hitting his legs on the guardrail during a summersault to the outside). Nese’s CWC experience has done him well, as he looks sharper than ever. Allin survives long enough to surprise Nese with a rollup for the pin, making the crowd EXPLODE. My personal reservations aside, this was set up perfectly for Darby’s big moment.

Joey Styles comes out to offer Darby a contract due to his win, which Nese grabs away in a nice little tease. He then welcomes Allin to Evolve and hands him back the contract. On his way out however, Nese cryptically warns “this is the last time you’ll face this version of me.” Intriguing.

Fred Yehi was out next for the second of the four new talent tests. Yehi’s “TROUBLE!” gimmick really annoys me, and honestly I’m not a big fan of his ring style in the first place, but Travis “Flip” Gordon  was the best of the newcomers and this ended up a fun, energetic contest.

Yehi wins with the koji clutch, which I’ll admit makes me happy since the move looks vicious and I’ve been waiting forever for someone to make it a feared finisher instead of the wear down hold it’s always been for Christopher Daniels. Definitely want to see Flip return.

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Tracy Williams was the next mainstay to be challenged, in this case by Chuck O’Neil. Chuck looks to be another wrestler in Williams’ own vein, working the grapple heavy / quasi-MMA style Williams, Gulak, Thatcher, etc have popularized. This was good, and started and ended strong, but was held back just a little by dragging in the middle. O’Neil needs a bit more “something” to consistently hook the crowd, but he has potential and I’d like to see him back.

As Williams celebrated his win, DUSTIN attacked him from behind with a chair. DUSTIN and Drew Galloway stick his leg in the chair and stomp on it before Drew Gulak and Yehi can make the save. Williams is writhing in pain and Gulak is FUMING. After Galloway and DUSTIN run off he demands the latter come back out for their match.

Gulak is all over him to start, finally showing some real emotion and fire and looking like the valiant fighter he’s been trying to portray. This was all about putting heat on DUSTIN (and Galloway), and worked well in that regard. The finish with Galloway distracting the ref and slipping a chair in the ring for DUSTIN to DDT Gulak onto would be important later.

After Gulak is helped to the back David Starr comes out, and the crowd is quite excited to see him. He’s a bit spotty for my personal tastes, but had a fun contest here with Ethan Page that was half comedy, riffing on CM Punk’s UFC debut, then kicked into hard hitting mode for the remainder.

Highlights included a sick suplex neckbreaker across the knee by Starr, a slick RKEGO, and a finish which saw them fight on the turnbuckle until Ego knocked Starr down and jumped into perfect position for the cradle piledriver. Page helps Starr to the back, so his quest for Gargano’s forgiveness before the latter leaves would apparently unfold before or after Gargano’s match in the main event.

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TJP’s last match in Evolve is up next against Matt Riddle, as a result of a challenge by TJP’s manager Stokely Hathaway last time Evolve was in Queens. Before the bell Drew Gulak storms out and asks where the hell TJP and Riddle were when Tracy was being attacked and Gulak was laid out with a chair. Hathaway says sorry but with TJP on his way to WWE RAW he has no time or interest for a war with Galloway and company. Riddle simply says he’s here to wrestle.

This was a bit odd, as Gulak is 100% right to be livid with his supposed teammates for not coming to his aid, but the crowd likes TJP and Riddle FAR more than Gulak so no one was on his side here.

Gulak leaves peacefully and the match begins. I find TJP hit or miss, but when “on” and with the right opponent he can make magic, and wrestling’s biggest rising star Matt Riddle was certainly game, so this ended up being the best TJP match I’ve ever seen.

They traded holds, strikes, and suplexes with a lot of flair and precision. I am constantly amazed with how incredible Riddle’s become in so little time in the sport. Selling from both was a bit lax down the stretch, but overall this was fantastic and was neck and neck with the next match for best of the night.

I was pleasantly surprised with Riddle’s victory, as with his loss to Nese on Evolve 68 I wondered if he was being protected as much anymore, and with TJP still a part of the CWC I wasn’t sure he’d be “able” to drop the fall. It was the right move, and kudos for TJP making Riddle look like a million bucks on his way out.

 

Hathaway said some words, brought out a couple of women, and showered TJP with play money as a goodbye celebration. Stokely’s attempted quotation was awkward and there was nothing to this, but as a moment for the departing TJP it was fine.

Great to see Ricochet back in Evolve, and he and Zack Sabre Jr. had a hell of a semi-main event. Ricochet really shouldn’t have been able to do most of his late match stuff given the way Sabre destroyed his arm all match, but outside of that bit of dodgy selling this was phenomenal. Zack’s precision in everything he does is a sight to behold.

I was mildly surprised at Ricochet’s win here, as Zack had been building momentum, but Zack’s temper tantrum after losing plays towards his increasing heel tendencies and a huge win like this could vault Ricochet right back into title contention.

The reaction for Johnny Gargano as he came out for his final Evolve match was as loud as expected, and deserved. Cody Rhodes got a good ovation too coming out to team with Johnny against Drew Galloway and Chris Hero. Chris is always cheered in NYC, but did his best to reenforce his heel character throughout the match. Galloway and DUSTIN (in the corner with his stablemates) have become fantastic heels, agitating the crowd at every turn and providing some of the clear cut villains Evolve needs.

Cody started against Hero and got some additional cheers early on due to his treating the fans to pizza before the show, and played into it a little to really fire everyone up. Once they got serious this was a hard hitting affair.

Highlights included Cody hitting the delayed vertical on Hero, Gargano eating a hard shot as soon as he came in for the first time for a super close 2 that nearly caused a riot, a virtual “superkick party” on Galloway by both opponents, and an intense sequence where Galloway hit a tombstone and held the position for Hero to grab Gargano for a piledriver.

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End comes with double submission on Hero, then Cody breaks the leglock to chase off Galloway, and Hero taps to the Gargano escape. Afterwards Rhodes puts over Gargano and leaves him to have his goodbye moment with the crowd.

Gargano teases walking out a few times, but then grabs the mic… and here’s Ethan Page from behind to pick his spot for the big heel turn. Page DESTROYS Gargano and cuts a scathing promo saying even though Gargano was smart enough not to forgive him when he had fooled everyone else, Ethan Page will always be the smartest man in the room. He then brings out two huge guys in shirts and ties to keep anyone from interfering his “goodbye” to Gargano.

Darby Allin of all people attempts the save, and sure enough it’s so he can be thrown over the top to the outside by the goons onto a gaggle of refs. Where the hell is Gargano’s partner from FIVE MINUTES AGO?! I understand the dramatic necessity of giving Page some time alone with Johnny, and not having his goons easily dispatch of a top face, but this doesn’t portray Rhodes in a good light.

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Page has the goons pic up Gargano for the farewell speech everyone wanted and speaks for Gargano in a great dick move that elevates his already molten heat higher. When he’s done he says his goodbye gift is to the locker room, having served up Gargano for anyone with a grudge. He leaves with his muscle and Galloway and DUSTIN are out, storming the stage for the Evolve banner and draping it over Johnny like a burial shroud. Riddle comes out with a big smile and Galloway offers the handshake to finally have Matt join his crusade. Riddle accepts the hand… then uses the grip to kick Galloway in the head. TREMENDOUS. Riddle clears the ring, helps Johnny up, shakes hands, and is endorsed by Gargano as the one to carry his torch. Evolve is Bro.

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Page turning again and revealing this long redemption thing was all a trick was what I was a little worried about when watching the long simmering angle unfold on past shows. It seemed much more likely to me than Gargano forgiving him and passing the torch, which honestly would have been a bit more refreshing. But in retrospect it wouldn’t have been as impactful as they used the big reveal here to make TWO giant stars and Page plays the evil mastermind extremely well.

I just hope they don’t ever plan to turn him face again, as no one will buy it.

Overall

Excellent show with an incredible atmosphere that was a perfect farewell to the lynchpin of Evolve. Riddle is FINALLY the top face the crowd’s been clamoring for, and even though we’ve gone from a lack of believable heels to a glut of them at the top in just a few shows,  Page’s turn was exquisitely done. I do wonder what he and DUSTIN going 2-0 for the weekend (the only ones besides Yehi to do so) does for the top contendership, because having Thatcher defend against one of them so soon after his own turn would be disastrous. There’s also the Catch Point situation to clear up, as with Riddle’s full turn the crowd will boo Gulak and co if they continue to butt heads with the Bro. But whatever is in store for the future of Evolve it’ll be interesting.

Phenomenal show in both storytelling and action, with a powerful, emotional end. Definitely catch the replay.

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Evolve 68 ippv Live Thoughts

September 10, 2016 in Deer Park, NY

Big night for Evolve with Johnny Gargano’s last singles match with the company as he wraps up on his way to WWE.

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The show opens with Fred Yehi vs Jigsaw. Crowds pretty fired up for both. Yehi’s been a staple in Evolve recently and Jigsaw made a well received surprise return to the company on Evolve 64. Lenny establishes a background story of Yehi needed a win to stay in Catch Point’s good graces.

Jigsaw looked sharp here again, using a variety of strike combinations to nice effect. Yehi was trying to show more personality, which is good, but his repeated “you’re in trouble” taunting is annoying, not entertaining.

Yehi kept going back to the Koji clutch as he was able, and eventually got it dead center to force Jigsaw to tap for the win. Ok opener, but I personally don’t tend to care for Yehi’s ring style and as usual couldn’t really get into this.

Dan Barry is a little bit of a step up from the debuting talent All Ego Ethan Page has been destroying as of late, and they went a different direction with the match. Barry outwrestled Page for a bit until Page loudly “confessed” he can’t do the counter wrestling, leading to Barry giving him a lesson. Barry talked Page through reversing an arm wringer then said “now put me in a hammerlock” only to have a smiling Page respond “what the hell is that?” They continued in that vein a bit. Well done and just silly enough.

Also was an interesting approach showing that Page was having some fun with wrestling again before the match fully kicked into gear. Good back and forth contest from there on, which ended with Page continuing his roll by hitting the package piledriver for the win. Barry sold the move like molten death and Page had to help him to the back. Page mentions he’ll be extending his hand to Gargano tomorrow, hoping to finally be forgiven before Johnny leaves Evolve.

Darby Allin is out to face TJP, who is crazy over with the crowd after his CWC appearances. Story is Allin needs a win this weekend to continue to be booked at Evolve, and as such he wisely ambushes TJP to jump start the match. It’s getting to the point where I don’t want to watch Allin, as while I understand he’s trying to make an impression he takes bumps on the outside that seem way too dangerous and I feel like I’m inevitably going to see him cripple himself someday. Here he tries an attack off the entry way and TJP moves, leaving Allin to crash leg first into the ringpost in midair. Rest of match was decent enough, with TJP mostly dominating and Allin showing resiliency. TJP gets the expected win with the kneebar, likely setting up Allin upsetting Nese tomorrow to earn a job.

Like Yehi earlier, Tracy Williams has also apparently been directed to step up by Gulak, which is somewhat ironic given Gulak’s recent failures. Here Williams is facing DUSTIN in a grudge match. Williams starts hot and is dominating DUSTIN, but Drew Galloway runs right out to hit Williams with a chair. Gulak and Yehi come out to help. Joey Styles makes his first appearance as “totally not a commissioner” to restart the match under extreme rules, sending everyone but Williams and DUSTIN to the back on penalty of being sent home without pay if they come back out. Good brawl with the general story of each man being able to turn most of the other’s weapon attempts against him, including a bag of thumbtacks DUSTIN brought out late. DUSTIN dominated most of the action, as appropriate to try to continue to elevate him as a heel, but Williams held in and eventually locks in the rear naked choke for the win. Bit of a surprise, and a nice one at that as Williams needed it.

Matt Riddle‘s out to a hero’s ovation, as I continue to boggle at Evolve’s insistence at keeping him estranged from the rest of Catch Point and as a heel. Tony Nese gets a similar reaction, but then the crowd erupts even more for the return of Ricochet. Was looking forward to Riddle vs Nese in the first place, but was beyond thrilled to have Ricochet inserted when his schedule freed up. Can’t wait to see him mix it up with Riddle in particular. But wait, Johnny Gargano’s out too. He heaps praise on all three, and suggests Nese and Riddle go out and take the huge spot that will be opening up in the company tomorrow. Nese shakes hands with Gargano, but Riddle refuses and gets booed. Nicely done, but those boos won’t last long.

Fun stuff early with Riddle using his strikes until Nese and Ricochet get annoyed and team up on him, but then end up arguing over who gets to torture Riddle and the latter takes over again. Riddle is just AMAZING for his experience, and totally kept up with his significantly more seasoned opponents. All three competitors were hitting on all cylinders, and this match was fantastic. This and the main were what I was most excited about coming in, and this delivered BIG TIME.

Match ends with Ricochet in dire straights in the Bro-mission, but Riddle sees Nese going up and releases to try and move, but gets hit with the 450 to give Nese a HUGE upset, becoming only the second man to cleanly pin Riddle in Evolve. This makes things interesting for the Allin match tomorrow, as Nese losing there after this win is unthinkable, but if Allin doesn’t win he’s gone.

After Nese and Ricochet exit Galloway comes out to try to pull Riddle to cause again. After his pitch finishes but before Riddle responds Gulak jumps Galloway from behind. Gulak and Riddle have a bit of a stare down, then Gulak sends Riddle to the back and the battle of the Drews begins. Galloway’s ribs are taped and Gulak targets them. Fairly intense match, as appropriate for this type of feud. Slowed down in the middle as they brawled outside, rolling in and out to break the count. I really enjoy Galloway in this dominating heel role, but Gulak isn’t the right type of face to get the crowd behind him as completely as they should be.

Strong match overall though that ends when Galloway hits a tombstone followed by the Future Shock for the win. Galloway needed the win, or his revolution group starts to look like a bunch of non-threatening losers. Odd dynamic for Catch Point though, who essentially just turned face as a group and yet has their leader calling out his members to step up but then losing himself. We’ll see where it goes.

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Johnny Gargano’s last singles match in Evolve is the main event in the form of the Battle of the Aces against Zack Sabre Jr. This should be incredible. Joey Styles joins Lenny on commentary. “Thank you Johnny” chant goes up during the intros. I’ll be amazed in Sabre doesn’t win here. Commentary brings up the sweltering heat in the venue, and I have to say the wrestlers have done a great job all night not letting it affect their performances in any obvious way.

A LOT of phenomenal counter wrestling early on leading to several stalemates. They kept the back and forth going all match. Zack’s precision is such a joy to watch. This just built and built and intensity and was everything it was promised to be. Zack eventually trapped Johnny and bent all his limbs in ways they aren’t supposed to go until Johnny was forced to tap.

Zack said some words of praise to Gargano, then Ricochet come out and did the same (and also plugged his match with Sabre tomorrow).  Gabe came in and embraced Johnny then Johnny went outside to greet fans as his music played to end the night.

 

Overall

Great show made particularly by a couple of big matches, with the expected excellent action throughout as well as interesting developments and some definite points of intrigue set up for tomorrow’s farewell show for Johnny.

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Kat and Mouse: Guns for Hire Review

Kat and Mouse, Guns for Hire is a collection of fast paced hard boiled stories in a cyberpunk setting. It focuses on a pair of street mercenaries (also referred to as ronin) who take delivery and escort jobs through areas wiser, or at least less dangerous, people avoid. Kat’s a self labeled Amazon and firearms expert; her partner Mouse a small woman who specializes in “all things pointy.” The stories are related via Kat in first person narrative.

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Guns for Hire a collection of the “first season” of a web serial. As such, the individual segments (chapters) are structured like episodes of a tv series – largely stand alone, but with overarching elements and plots that slowly develop over the season. It works very well for the material and keeps the action moving at a nice, quick speed. Reading this as a collection has the drawback that establishing prose, such as Kat introducing herself each episode, becomes repetitive and slightly tiresome, but it’s not excessive so can be easily overlooked.

There’s a conversational tone to these tales which helps give a sense of Kat’s personality and world view. She’s not just relating events to us, she’s telling stories about things that effected her and relates them appropriately.

Despite the somewhat cutesy name this series is on the edgier side. The world Kat and Mouse operate in is dangerous, the clients have secrets and there’s no such thing as a “cake run.” One of the great things about this book was the well developed supporting cast, who rose above the roles they fill and added a significant amount of depth to the larger story threaded throughout the season. Another highlight is the way the author integrates his worldbuilding elements. Terms, geography and social structure are all absorbed seamlessly while reading. Some things could have been better explained, but I imagine some of that will come in the sequels.

Though the stories were somewhat uneven at times I was pretty much fully invested by the end and am looking forward to further adventures.

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Kubo and the Two Strings Review

“If you have to blink, do it now.”

Kubo lives a quiet life in exile with his mother, whom he takes care of as needed while they hide from the night sky. He spends his daylight hours telling legends of questionable veracity to the local village. But Kubo’s longing for more concrete knowledge of the past will bring that same unknown, and dangerous, past into his present in an upending way.

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The central plot is quite simple, and classic, at its base. It’s the way the story embraces these elements and how the characters approach and react to their journey that elevates Kubo’s adventure into something special. From genuine sounding dialog and relatable emotion grounding a fantastical tale to incredible animation and visuals that make everything come alive and enthrall the viewer, every piece of this film works together perfectly. In particular the animator’s approach to the origami aspects is INCREDIBLE and a delight to watch.

Of course beyond the timeless and recognizable elements to the story there are also some surprises cleverly built to within the classic structure, executed with a deft touch that maximizes their impact without going overboard. The themes of the power of stories and what defines happiness and identity are favorites of mine, and are given proper due and weight while being integrated seamlessly enough that they never slow down the pace of call undue attention to themselves. I really can’t say enough about the care put into the making of this movie, nor how clearly that comes across during viewing.

At its core Kubo and the Two Strings has plenty of the thing most important to the selfsame stories it trumpets: heart.

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Comics Reviews

Dungeon Crawlin’ Fools Review

Dungeon Crawlin’ Fools is the first collection of The Order of the Stick webcomic and contains strips #1-120, plus 18 new comics and author commentaries.

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OotS has become an epic tale and is the most consistently excellent webcomic there is. As of now there are about 1,050 strips of the webcomic, 5 print collections and another 3 print only books. It features a group of adventures in a Dungeons and Dragons setting. Literally – these are the adventure of D&D characters who are self aware, and a lot of the comedy in this first volume revolves around the author’s skillful blending of game mechanics into his characters’ dialog and actions. The fourth wall is optional when it comes to the good of the comedy here, and in this case it’s a great choice.

Familiarity with D&D will add depth, and no doubt make some of the jokes funnier, but is not necessary to read and enjoy. D&D parody humor and stand alone jokes are particularly prevalent in this volume as Burlew starts to decide what direction to take with his comic, but grows more organically out of the characters and situations in later volumes. Even by the end of Dungeon Crawling Fools, the plot starts to coalesce and several twists and key confrontations have occurred.

OotS’s art uses “fleshed out” stick figures. See the cover for an example. This “simplified” art style is used to great effect and fits the comic perfectly.

I highly recommend Order of the Stick in general, and the beginning, of course, is the best place to start. Dungeon Crawlin’ Fools itself is highly amusing and comprises a complete story arc, but still plants the seeds of future (more complex) adventures.

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Icarus Hunt Review

Jordan McKell is a down on his luck independent shipper who isn’t “all that independent, actually, not anymore.” A small fry smuggler for an organization that bailed him out of his debts, McKell gets in further over his head when he accepts a side job to pilot a ship carrying a secret cargo dug up from an archeological site back to Earth. Related in first person, Jordan’s story carries the reader along a struggle keep a thrown together crew a step ahead of parties interested in his cargo and that epitomize “any means necessary.”

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I am a big fan of Timothy Zahn. He is (deservedly) best known for his Star Wars novels, which are excellent and probably his greatest works.

However he has also written several phenomenal original works, of which Icarus Hunt is my favorite.

A key element of Zahn’s craft is his amazing intuition for how much detail to explain. This story is not about the specifics of the alien races encountered, or the mechanics of their method of space travel, etc. It’s a suspense story of a group of characters we desperately want to know the fates of. But these things are necessary knowledge for understanding how events proceed. Zahn weaves just enough of the particulars that you feel like you’re right there with them and know what they know. The fact that he does so seamlessly and without drawing attention to it or slowing the story down is a highlight of his writing, and this book in particular.

Equal parts mystery and science fiction, Icarus Hunt grabs you at word one and keeps you going until the last puzzle piece clicks into place. It also holds up beautifully to repeat readings, where all the little things overlooked the first time through lock into place and enhance your ride through Jordan’s journey.

 

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Ellie Jordan, Ghost Trapper Review

“Well, let’s go check out the dark basement of the abandoned insane asylum. Nothing could possibly go wrong down there.”

Ellie Jordan is an expert in the unusual field of ghost removal, with the private investigator duties that often go along with it. A haunted house call from a newly moved in family is nothing new for her, but some ghosts aren’t that easy to get rid of…

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Ghost Trapper is a good, atmospheric story that is complete in itself but still sets up elements for future Ellie Jordan adventures. It can be a little slow in parts, but the pace allows the aforementioned atmosphere to build effectively. Things get extremely creepy and harrowing, as appropriate for a ghost story.

There’s a strong mythology developed including the “science” of ghosts  that keeps things grounded and allows the reader to fully follow the plot as it unfolds and understands the stakes and dangers. Some of it’s definitely “Ghost Busters” with less camp, but there are plenty of original elements and intriguing layers added in.

My favorite bit about the author’s approach is it lets Ellie be as much forensic scientist and detective as she is paranormal hunter, which again adds a wonderfully relatable and almost realistic feeling to her dealings with the extraordinary. There’s a couple of surprising yet logical twists, and the interactions of the small supporting cast of distinct personalities further aid in the reader’s engagement and immersion.

Ghost Trapper is a tense, well realized urban fantasy novel that knows how to take its time and let the story unfold naturally while still providing enough action and danger to keep things compelling. I particularly liked the blending in of mystery elements, and could definitely see myself continuing with this series.

 

 

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Manga Reviews

Shoulder-a-Coffin Kuro Volume 1 Review

Shoulder-A-Coffin Kuro follows the travels of the unusual traveller Kuro. She wanders with a coffin strapped to her back and a talking bat by her side, and is often mistaken for a boy and/or vampire.

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I had read this initial volume a good while back and recently reread it to refresh my memory as a new volume in the series has finally come out. I remember having a similar experience the first time around: the 4-koma style and non-linear order of the chapters makes it hard to get into at first, but by the end I was thoroughly invested with and intrigued by Kuro and her companions. The pacing definitely takes some getting used to, but it does come together and there’s a lot of interesting mysteries beneath the surface adventures. The slice of life style adds a good amount of humanity and emotion to a story with a lot of strange elements.

The art is very good and detailed, particularly for the 4-koma format (which is generally not a favorite of mine). The detail does make it a little busy though, and I kind of wish all the pages were in color (the color pages are particularly gorgeous).

The production values of the book are excellent. Good quality paper and printing and more retained color pages than most manga volumes. The style admittedly makes it a little hard on the eyes sometimes though, as all the borders and backgrounds behind the panels are pitch black.

Shoulder-a-Coffin Kuro is interesting and well-developed, although a bit uneven here in the beginning. Well worth reading if you’re looking for something different, and it picks WAY up in subsequent volumes.

 

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Ice Ribbon Vol. 707 & 708 DVD Review

Vol 707: February 11, 2016 in Tokyo, Japan

First time in a while I’m reviewing a disc without knowing any results (as usually it’s somewhat unavoidable due to either passage of time, having seen the shows live, or researching what to buy – the cards alone sold me here). Should be fun. 🙂

Everyone comes out in turn for a few words to open the show (while IR’s standard music plays), ending with new Ice Cross Infinity Champion Hamuko Hoshi.

1) Yuuka vs Kyuri

This will be an interesting matchup as it features two of IR’s biggest rising stars. Yuuka pushes Kyuri against the ropes off the initial lockup, and we get a clean break. She then gets the better of some chain wrestling and follows by taking Kyuri down with a dropkick. Scoop slam sets up a high angle Boston crab and it’s all Yuuka so far. Forearm with Kyuri in the ropes and Yuuka attempts the running one to follow, but Kyuri with a great counter right into a Fujiwara armbar. Yuuka rolls out but Kyuri adapts and modifies into a crossarm submission. Yuuka makes the ropes with her left leg to break.

Hard kick to Yuuka’s arm then a running forearm in the corner for Kyuri, but Yuuka reverses a second into a running dropkick in the corner then hits another in the center of the ring for 2. Yuuka tries the crossleg scoop slam but Kyuri blocks and they go into a heated forearm exchange. Nice spot at the end where Yuuka hits three of them, then Kyuri ducks a big one, but instead of Kyuri getting control off of that Yuuka adapts, spins around and catches Kyuri with another forearm anyway. Occasionally varying the normal formulas even a little can really add to the immersion of a match.

Kyuri takes over with a trio of slingblade style clotheslines for 2. Cartwheel splash gets another 2, then Kyuri goes for a cross armbreaker, but Yuuka keeps her hands clapsed and momentarily elevates Kyuri then slams her back down to break. Even though she didn’t get the full powerbomb style counter there it was still a very impressive feat of strength. Yuuka up top and hits a shotgun missile dropkick for 2. Scoop slam and she goes up again, but Kyuri moves out of the way of the super diving forearm. Yuuka ducks a kick and tries a schoolboy, but Kyuri grabs Yuuka’s arm, pushes it up, and locks her own legs around it in a great counter hold.  Yuuka claws to the ropes to break.

Fisherman suplex attempt is blocked by Yuuka, but Kyuri ducks a clothesline attempt and nails a lungblower then goes back to the fisherman’s and gets 2. Kyuri fires up the crowd and goes to the top with a flying crossbody for 2.999. Scoop slam sets up the crossarm submission, but Yuuka cradles her for 2, then ducks a clothesline and gets her floatover backslide for 2. I totally bought that as a slight upset win for Yuuka.

Kyuri ducks a running forearm and gets a small package for 2. Yuuka rolls through to avoid a rollup attempt, then gets the 120% rollup for 3! Kyuri is shocked. FANTASTIC selling and attention to detail by Yuuka as she directs the ref away from her injured arm to raise the other one. Nice win for Yuuka over the heir apparent for the Triangle title. Great little match that made the most of the time given. These two have bright futures ahead of them.

 

 

2) Miyako Matsumoto vs Misaki Ohata

These are two of my favorites and I personally haven’t seen them in the ring together before, so I’m quite looking forward to this. Lockup and Ohata immediately pushes Miyako back to the ropes and double slaps her chest dismissively on the break. Miyako sells this like she just received Misawa shotgun chops, holding her chest, dancing around in pain, and giving the ref the same slaps to show him what it felt like. After shaking it off and psyching herself back up, we get another lockup during which Miyako runs her mouth and pumps her legs trying to move Misaki and the latter just holds her ground and smiles. 

Miyako finally backs Ohata up a couple of steps, so Misaki boots her in the midsection and grabs a wristlock. They roll through each other’s attempts a few times, then Miyako cranks Misaki’s arm for three revolutions, to which Misaki responds by calmly reaching forward with her other hand and covering Miyako’s nose and mouth. Miyako ducks a clothesline and tries to grab the arm again and pose, but Misaki covers her mouth again to Miyako’s dismay.

Another clothesline by Misaki ducked and Miyako tries to force Misaki to pose, but gets caught with a snapmare instead and eats the seated dropkick. Misaki finally realizes she’s not necessarily happy with the results of placing her hand over Miyako’s mouth, and wipes it off on the ref’s shirt. Misaki calls out something to the crowd’s “oohs,” then hits a double sledge and an elbow drop, then bows to the crowd to applause. Misaki turns the prone Miyako around on the mat, then chops her chest to flip her over, then spanks her with chops a couple times. Miyako tries to roll away, but it only results in Misaki standing on her stomach near the ropes. Misaki’s just decimating and toying with Miyako thus far.

Face slam to the mat and Miyako complains loudly and constantly as Misaki sets up a camel clutch. Tiring of it quickly, Misaki applies the hold over Miyako’s mouth to shut her up. Amusing bit as neither Misaki nor the ref are certain whether Miyako’s giving up because her mouth is covered, so Misaki removes her hands slightly, but Miyako starts screaming again so they go right back into place. Misaki  tires of this and slams Miyako’s face into the mat again to break the hold.

Misaki fires up the crowd and hits a curb stomp for 2. Miyako shows signs of life by reversing a whip into the corner, but Misaki completely laughs off her subsequent running forearm and avoids a running dropkick by swatting Miyako away on her backside. Misaki finally seems to take it one step too far by calling Miyako names, as the latter immediately catches Misaki with the running doublechop afterwards. Only gets 1, as appropriate for Miyako’s first effective offensive move of the match. Miyako absurdly argues with the ref that the 1 count was in fact 3. She tries to position Misaki on the mat but Misaki stands up despite Miyako’s efforts to push her back down.

A Miyako forearm prompts a look of annoyance from Misaki who nails one of her own to send Miyako back to the ropes and doubled over. The next several exchanges go the same, until Miyako ducks one of Misaki’s and makes her pose. Misaki looks dejected that she fell for that, and Miyako gets a schoolboy rollup for 2. Misaki lays on the mat in frustration and Miyako sort of applies a spinning toehold, and asks Misaki to give up prompting a very flat “no.” So she reapplies it four more times with the same result, with Misaki’s “no”s getting louder more out of annoyance than pain. Miyako drop an elbow across the leg and pulls back, finally seeming to cause Misaki some pain. Misaki still emphatically refused Miyako’s pestering to give up.

Miyako slams Misaki after a rope break and Misaki starts to bring her knees up as Miyako jumps over her to start Mama Mia posing. Miyako turns back around and despite Misaki’s knees still being half up she kind of goes for a splash and kind of gets kicked away by Misaki. Rare awkward sequence from these two. Miyako crawl to the corner and gets hit with Misaki’s awesome seated crossbody. Misaki goes up top as Miyako stands and beckons her into the corner. Miyako foolishly charges and get caught in the over the ropes hanging armbar. Nice athleticism shown by Misaki as she keeps her legs hooked in the ropes when releasing the hold, then essentially does a situp to get back on the top turnbuckle. Missile dropkick gets 2, and Misaki grabs Miyako’s arm as the latter kicks out to go right into a Fujiwara armbar variation. Miyako eventually rolls out of it, so Misaki simply kicks her in the same arm.

Several standing switches on Misaki’s German suplex attempt, until Miyako drops down and rolls Misaki up for 2. Small package gets another 2 for Miyako. Misaki kicks at Miyako, but the latter then ducks the spinning double sledge, hits the ropes, then very slowly and awkwardly twists through grabbing Misaki’s leg. Once she has it she forces more posing and drops Misaki with an STO for 2. Miyako positions Misaki and goes to the top, poses with the refs help, and of course jumps right into Misaki’s raised boots. Misaki follows with a running crossbody to a seated Miyako for a close 2.

Spinning double sledge hits and Miyako just crumples, and Misaki goes up. She amusingly calls the ref over to try her own Super Mama Mia, and gets the pose for a split second before splashing Miyako for the win.

This was exactly as expected, with Miyako getting her antics and a couple of offensive flurries in in between Misaki mopping the floor with her. I could have gone for something slightly more even and as mentioned Miyako struggled with a couple of spots which broke the flow a bit, but that all goes along with her gimmick and overall this was quite fun.

 

3) Hamuko Hoshi and Maruko Nagasaki vs. Tsukasa Fujimoto and Tsukushi

I believe Tsukushi had been announced as Hoshi’s next challenger (in March) at this point, but I’m not positive. Wait, now I’m pretty positive as Tskushi pulls her hand back from Hoshi’s pre-match handshake (after shaking with Maruko just fine). Hoshi and Maruko ambush their opponents with running dropkicks to start the match. Tsukka and Tsukushi are whipped into the same corner for a running forearm by Maruko, splash by Hoshi, then double team buttblocks.

Stereo slams, but Tsukka and Tsukushi both bridge out of pin attempts and land stero dropkicks. Tsukka and Hamuko leave the ring and Tsukushi works over Maruko for a minute before cheapshotting Hoshi on the apron and calling in Tsukka for alternating “running on opponent’s back” spot. As usual Tsukushi messes with her partner during this, attempting to drop toehold Tsukka onto Maruko. Tsukka half stumbles instead, pushes Tsukushi out of the way and finishes the spot. Amusing.

Tsukushi with a surfboard, then a dropkick into the ropes, but Maruko dodges the seated version and ties Tsukushi up for a running dropkick of her own. Maruko with a nice spinning sunset flip for a close two after a whip into the corner reversal. Tsukushi forearms Maruko, then when the latter returns the shot Tsukushi uses the momentum to turn around and nail Hoshi on the apron with one. It’s little touches like that that make Tsukushi so good. Maruko falls into the ropes after a stunner by Tsukushi and nails a dropkick off the rebound to give her enough space to tag Hoshi. The champ comes in with a big shoulder tackle, but Tsukushi kips right up with a kick to the midsection… which doesn’t have any effect because belly power.

Hard forearm exchange and another nice touch: Tsukushi being vicious and aiming all of her forearms for Hoshi’s face instead of her chest. Tsukushi eventually gets the best of it but then rushes Hoshi who does a standing Vader splash and sends Tsukushi flying. Running belly to the face countered with a dropkick, but whatever Tsukushi had in mind to follow is countered with a big lariat for a close 2. Tag by Tsukushi after some more back and forth brings in Tsukka, and in a great sequence Tsukushi missile dropkicks Hoshi into the opposite corner and Tsukka hits the running seated dropkick as soon as she stops rolling, which Tsukushi follows with a seated crossbody seconds later. Hoshi staggers to her feet and Tsukka hits her own missile dropkick for 2.

Tsukushi comes in again but Hoshi flashes the power and reverses a double suplex attempt to put both Tsukka and Tsukushi down. Scoop slam on Tsukka sets up a second rope splash, but Tsukka moves then wears Hoshi out with kicks for 2. Tsukka jumps back up top, but Maruko grabs her until Hoshi can recover and pull Tsukka into a fireman’s carry. Tsukka tries to wiggle into a sunset flip, but Hoshi sets down on her for 2. Reversed to complete the sunset flip for 2, which is reversed back again for 2. Tsukka ties a rollup from the mat but Hoshi sets down again to surprise her for 2.999. Crowd bought that as a possible finish. Enzugiri puts Hoshi down, and Tsukka hits the ropes to do Hoshi’s own “rolling over downed opponent” spot to her. Doesn’t really have the same impact given Tsukka’s size, but it amused the fans.

Perhaps a little too confident, Tsukka turns her back on Hoshi to tag, but gets leveled with a German suplex instead. Hoshi tags Maruko and the latter hits a trio of running dropkicks on Tsukka for 2. Tsukka reverses a scoop slam to take over, calls Tsukushi in, then lifts her partner from crossfire powerbomb position into essentially a spinebuster onto Maruko for 2. Tsukka immediately locks in a crossface while Tsukushi holds off Hoshi, and makes Maruko claw and scrape to get to the ropes to break. Double dropkick by Tsukka and Tsukushi gets 2 when Hoshi breaks up the pin. Attempt of the same on Hoshi is countered with a double clothesline and Tsukushi rolls outside.

Hoshi and Maruko go up top in opposite corners and hit subsequent missle dropkicks on Tsukka for 2. Tsukushi comes in to help, but gets caught with a spinning uranage by Maruko, then Tsukka eats one as well for 2. Tsukka pushes Maruko into the ropes from the mat but the followup rollup is again countered, this time by Hoshi hitting her “rollin over downed opponent” as Tsukka spun around for the rollup. Maruko tried to follow with a roll of her own but Tsukka had brought her legs up so the two just kind of got tangled. Maruko pulls her up and hit a uranage for a close 2. Tsukushi and Hoshi fight to the outside and Tsukka counters another uranage into a rollup for 2. Tsukka tries to cave Maruko’s chest in with a kick for 2. Unfortunately for the resilient Maruko, the veteran immediately locks in a double arm stranglehold and Maruko has no where to go and no choice but to give up.

Decent tag match with Tsukushi doing a ton to forward her issue with the reigning champ and Maruko showing a lot of heart before succumbing to Tsukka’s onslaught. Not everything clicked here, but it was a strong, well worked match regardless with great effort all around.

 

4) Risa Sera vs Maya Yukihi

Both members of Azure Revolution seem a little tentative to lock up against each other here, starting with a double overhand wristlock that Risa initially gets the better of but Maya begins to power back out of. Risa doesn’t like the way that’s going so boots Maya in the midsection, snapmares her over, then locks in a bodyscissors. Risa really works it by bridging up repeatedly a few times, then breaks goes into a camel clutch. Maya makes her fight to apply it and then struggles to escape. Slow beginning but they’re telling a story with it and it’s working so far.

Risa just pounds on her partner for a bit, including forearms to the back and dismissive kicks to the chest when Maya tries to strike back from her knees. Several hair-mares and choking in the corner from Risa follow. Interesting to see Risa playing the dominant, uber-confident veteran putting here partner in her place a bit here. Wonder if this was already foreshadowing subsequent Risa’s climb up the card.

Boston crab cinched in for a while, then converted into Risa’s sweet hanging version (holding her opponents arms) when Maya tries for the ropes. Once Risa breaks and picks Maya back up the latter tries to reverse a whip, but Risa simply stomps on Maya’s foot. Risa off the ropes, but Maya levels her with a shoulder tackle for Maya’s FIRST offensive move of any kind in the match a good five minutes in.

Whip into the corner followed by a running knee to Risa by Maya, then a scoop slam and an elbow drop for 2. Seems a bit early for a chokeslam attempt and sure enough Risa fights it off easily, however after she hits the ropes Maya counters with an STO for 2. Hitting the ropes seems to be a bad idea in general for Risa this match. NICE transition by Maya, grabbing Risa’s arm into a cross armbreaker attempt as Risa kicks out. Risa keeps her hands clasped and reaches to the ropes with her feet for the break. Risa counters a hammerlock with a drop toehold and hits her signature repeated running knees to the back for 2.

Forearm exchange, with Risa largely absorbing Maya’s and her own knocking the latter back the ropes each time. Risa drops Maya to her knees with a trio of shots, but Maya jumps up and rolls Risa into a full cross armbreaker this time for a split second before Risa’s long legs get the ropes. Maya staying on the arm, slamming it repeatedly into the mat. She whips Risa towards the corner, but it’s reversed and Risa hits a running elbow followed by the running knees to the downed Maya, then pulls her out of the corner for 2.

Fireman’s carry reversed into a sunset flip for a close 2 for Maya, then she savate kicks Risa in the head as the latter rises for another 2.  Maya rolls Risa into another crossarmbreaker, and they both sell it like crazy as a possible finish with Maya cranking it and Risa screaming in pain and bouncing around as much as she can until her legs finally get the ropes. Maya selling exhaustion, which delays her just enough for Risa to catch her with a dropkick. Swinging side slam follows for 2. Fireman’s carry slam and Risa goes for the cover, but Maya with a surprise small package for 2. Running double knees against the ropes by Risa sets up the Ayers Rock (sitout Fireman’s carry slam) for 3.

Interesting match. They worked a lot in and made it feel fuller and longer than its ten minute length. Maya looked better than I’ve ever seen her here, selling well and working the arm the whole match with laser focus setting up one big moment where it felt the obvious victor might actually be in jeopardy. Risa dominating the entire first half of the match was something different and made her seem a dominant force, something that was presumably built on on their way to crowning her champion. These two are capable of more, but good, tight main event here.

 

Roundtable

As usual couldn’t follow the discussion, but there seemed to be a lot going on. Yuuka was pouting and giving Misaki a hard time about something (with Misaki laughing) until Tsukka stepped in and said something that cheered Yuuka up. Misaki and Yuuka then cheerfully shook hands and slid back off to the side together. Maruko was really emotional about something a little later. Tsukushi taunted Yuuka about something, leading to the latter standing up and the two facing off for a second. Once everyone’s had a chance to speak, Maruko leads the “Happy Ice Ribbon” cheer to wrap things up.

 

Short show, with just 40 minutes of ring action, but as usual Ice Ribbon packed those minutes and it was quite enjoyable. Nothing really must see, but four good matches that all felt different and highlighted different styles

 

Vol 708: February 13, 2016 in Tokyo, Japan

 

1) Exhibition match: Saya vs Yuuka

Exhibition matches in IR are 3 minute time limit contests for trainees to face regular roster members in preparation for matches on the main show. This was Saya’s first exhibition match, so the first look at her work for any audience. Her opponent is Yuuka, who I’ve often complimented as one of the most impressive rising stars in the business.

Nice touch as since this is an exhibition Saya is in sweats and Yuuka is wearing an IR t-shirt over her normal gear. A fair bit of  quick counter wrestling early followed by Yuuka putting the newbie through the paces with snapmares, strikes, whips, etc. Saya did get flashes of offense here and there: scoop slam, dropkick, etc. Also did a great reversal of a Yuuka forearm into a backslide and several close rollups as the match ended. Saya was tentative in the opening seconds (outside of the counters, which looked great), with really weak elbows and a few glances towards Yuuka to get her bearings, but she got past that quick and looked very good overall in this short showcase. Looking forward to seeing her matches as part of the main roster.

2) Miyako Matsumoto & Risa Sera vs Tsukasa Fujimoto and Akane Fujita

The team of Miyako and Risa will always amuse me greatly now after Miyako’s force conscription of Risa during IR vol. 701. The shenanigans start right away, as it looks to be Risa and Akane to begin, but Risa wants Tsukka, but when Tsukka obliges Miyako decides she wants to start as well and pushes Risa back into their corner.

At the bell Miyako runs past a confused Tsukka and knocks Akane off the apron as Risa runs in and hits Tsukka with a forearm, then they doubleteam Tsukka. Amusing. Doubelteams go as normal for Miyako’s partners: Tsukka is whipped to the ropes and hit with a kick from Miyako as Risa holds her partner in the air, then they try the reverse and Miyako is too weak to keep Risa up and drops her on her head. The way Miyako’s cracking up I’m not sure that was planned, but it certainly fit Miyako’s character either way.

Tsukka shows the traditional IR respect given to Miyako by her opponents, namely hair-maring her all over the place then choking her in the corner. Match slows down just a little bit as Tsukka and Akane take turns working over Miyako. The Dancing Queen eventually tries to fight back with the world’s weakest forearms (character detail, not a screw up). Tsukka responds with a hard double chop that sends Miyako scurrying around the ring, to the outside, then trying to crawl towards the back. She runs back towards the ring… check that, AROUND the ring, but Tsukka catches her and it’s back inside for more punishment.

Miyako eventually comes off the ropes with her flying double chop for 2 on Akane and then finally gets the tag to bring Risa in. Risa gets her opponents set up in opposite corners and bounces back and forth between them doing her running elbow followed by running knees in the corner spot on each in turn. Fun sequence. Tsukka sent out and Akane faceplanted for Risa’s triple running double kneedrop spot for 2. Akane reverses a whip and hits Risa with a double chop to create an opening to tag and Tsukka’s back in.

Dropkick in the corner by Tsukka sets up the running version, but Risa charges out of the corner and catches Tsukka with a dropkick of her own. Intense forearm exchange leads to dodging each other off the ropes, then Tsukka tries a rana but Risa holds on and pulls back into a Boston crab variation. Running double knees against the ropes after a rope break, but Tsukka fights out of the Ayers Rock and hits her rollup into a kick to the chest spot.

Tsukka up top and Akane runs over to block Miyako, but the latter amusingly comes in the ropes as Akane was going out to block her and gets in between Tsukka and Risa. Tsukka just nails her with the missile dropkick instead, and Risa boots her partner back out of the ring. BOO to Risa’s lack of gratitude for such a self sacrificing angel.

Another hard strike exchange which Tsukka gets the better of and then whips Risa to the corner for a running dropkick followed by a running forearm by Akane, then Risa falls down in the corner and Tsukka hits the running dropkick again. However as soon as she’s back up Risa hits the spinning side slam for 2. Tsukka’s out of it and Risa nails Ayers Rock, but Akane comes in to break up the pin at 2. Miyako chases Akane out and Risa goes up top in her own corner where Miyako tags in. This can’t be good.

Sure enough, Miyako slams Risa to the mat even though Tsukka had already moved, then rolls forward (still holding Risa’s arms) so she ends up sitting on the mat with Risa in the same position directly behind her. Tsukka kicks the generously presented back (Risa’s) repeatedly while Miyako covers her head as if she’s the one at risk (while being shielded by Risa). Eh, serves Risa right for booting Miyako after she took the missile dropkick in Risa’s place. 😉 Tsukka hits the far ropes and aims to kick Miyako’s chest, but Miyako rolls out of the way. Of course Risa was still right behind her so she took the full force of Tsukka’s kick. Tsukka tries a cover but the ref explains there’d been a tag and Risa’s not legal.

Miyako emphasizes that Tsukka needs to pay attention to her with another baby forearm, so Tsukka pounds on her. Tsukka hits the ropes, but Risa’s still in the ring so Miyako shoves her partner into a shoulder tackle on Tsukka. TEAMWORK, YAY! Miyako puts Tsukka into a corner and directs Risa into a doubleteam version of Risa’s running elbow, then Risa hits the spinning side slam as Miyako goes up top. The ref wants nothing to do with helping Miyako balance, so she calls Risa over. This has taken so long that Tsukka ALREADY has her legs straight up to block as Miyako poses.

Before we can see if Miyako would jump anyway Akane comes in and attacks. Tsukka knocks Risa out of the ring, Akane nails the powerslam, and a Tsukka kick to the chest gets 2. Tsukka locks in a double arm stranglehold and wrenches back. Miyako looks to be fading when Tsukka loses grip on an arm and Miyako frantically tries to escape, but Tsukka gets the hold again. I expected the end right there (especially with Akane blocking Risa from coming in at every turn), but Miyako struggles close enough to get her feet on the ropes to break. Big audience reaction for her endurance there.

Tsukka calls for the Venus shoot, but Miyako ducks underneath and gets her trademark rollup… for 2, as Akane gets by Risa and saves. That would have been quite the upset. Shining wizard gets 2. Tsukka fights back with an enzugiri, but Risa comes in. Ayers Rock, but she hit Miyako with Tsukka’s feet while spinning around. She drags Miyako into a cover for 2 as Akane’s back in to save again.

Risa sends Akane back out and Miyako tries to hold Tsukka in place for Risa’s top rope double knees with a rather gingerly applied armbar.  Risa lands on her feet as Tsukka rolls out, but she blames Miyako and Tsukka dropkicks Risa from behind as they argue, sending Risa into Miyako. Tsukka floats over both and uses Risa’s weight to help pin Miyako, but still only gets 2. Akane shoulder tackles Risa and sends her back outside. Miyako tries to get her pinning combo on Tsukka, but it’s reversed and Tsukka pins Miyako with her own move for the victory. Risa sympathetically yells at an already visibly upset Miyako after the match. If only Miyako had had a more understanding, less selfish partner. 😉

This was a ton of fun, with everything I like about Miyako’s style of comedy in matches interwoven with fantastic action from Risa and Tsukka. Akane’s role was limited, but she did well with what she was given. Some great false finishes in there too that added to the immersion.

 

3) Kyuri and Tsukushi vs The Lovely Butchers (Hamuko Hoshi and Mochi Miyagi)

Tsukushi gets another opportunity across the ring from the champ, but this time Hoshi has her regular partner in her corner. Kyuri and Mochi start and the latter uses her size advantage to control her tiny opponent for a bit until Kyuri escapes a headlock with a headscissors, gets up, and simply kicks Mochi in the head when the latter tries to pose. Disclosure: I am generally disposed against the Butcher’s gimmick and their posing routines so get a big smile on my face whenever anyone attacks them during it. Yay Kyuri!

Tag brings in Tsukushi, but Mochi levels them both with a shoulder tackle off the ropes. Hoshi in and stereo whips set up stereo splashes and butt blocks in opposite corners, but Tsukushi and Kyuri hit dropkicks to their opponents backs during the gloating portion. Tsukushi lines the Butchers up face down and she and Kyuri take turns running on both of their backs. Then Tsukushi pushes the ref into doing it. Might be the one time I don’t complain about an interfering ref. 🙂 Pig face in the ropes on both Butchers, then double chops with them still tied up.

Kyuri and Hoshi head back out and Tsukushi decides the best way to press her commanding advantage is to try to scoop slam Mochi, who has 50 lbs on Tsukushi. Unsurprisingly this tactic does not work, and Mochi reverses the slam and tags Hoshi to completely reverse the momentum of the match. Hoshi splashes for 2, but Tsukushi counters with a headscissors, dropkick, and scoop slam on Hoshi. Ok, it was a good idea that time. Also reminds us how deceptively strong Tsukushi is.

Tag to Kyuri, who hits a shotgun dropkick and then tries to power Hoshi over in back bodydrop position.  Not so much. Hoshi gets her Boston crab variation and turns so she faces Tsukushi on the apron, who looks on in disgust. Kyuri struggles to the ropes for a break. She then absorbs some Hoshi palm strikes and tries to judo throw the latter, but Hoshi sets down to block and tries a short arm clothesline, only to have Kyuri duck it and hit a stunner then complete the judo throw for 2. Great sequence.

Kyuri tries to grab Hoshi’s arm out of the kickout, but Hoshi rolls through and whips Kyuri to the corner. Splash attempt is reversed into a one legged monkey flip and Kyuri goes for a cross armbreaker. Mochi comes in and splashes Kyuri, but Kyuri just stacks Mochi on top of Hamuko and locks the cross armbreaker on BOTH. Ref allows it, but is clearly only asking Hoshi if she gives up. Mochi rolls back onto Kyuri trying to get the ropes, and it moves the whole pile just enough that Hoshi gets her leg there for a break.

Kyuri hits the ropes but gets caught by a Hoshi shoulder tackles, then a tag leads to Mochi’s triple Earthquake splashes for 2. Kyuri flips out of torture rack position into a Fujiwara armbar. Mochi fights to the ropes as Tsukushi holds off Hamuko. Back and forth a bit until Kyuri hits her slingblade like clothesline three times in succession for 2. Tag and Tsukushi hits a high crossbody from the tope, but rolls all the way to Hoshi’s corner and attacks her, allowing Mochi to get up and ambush Tsukushi from behind. Splash in the corner misses when Tsukushi escapes to the apron  and she goes right back to beating on Hoshi.

The annoyed Butchers bring her back in the ring for a doubleteam, but she catches them both with a dropkick, and goes back to beating on Hoshi. She ducks a retaliatory clothesline and pushes Hoshi into Mochi, knocking Hoshi out of the ring and leaving Mochi in the corner for a running forearm from Kyuri follwed by the seated crossbody from Tsukushi. Tsukushi hits the ropes but gets caught by Mochi on a crossbody attempt, and Mochi hits a nice spinning side slam.

And we’re back to the nonsense, as Mochi hits the running belly to the face then tags in Hoshi for one of her own for 2. They fight over a waistlock until Tsukushi rolls forward with Hoshi and floats around into a seated abdominal stretch. Hoshi eventually powers into a roll toward Tsukushi to get out of it. Tsukushi up to the top rope, but Mochi grabs her from the apron and Hoshi pulls her into position for a Samoan drop. Hoshi up to the middle rope, but Tsukushi rolls inside the splash attempt. Crossbody from the top on Hoshi by Kyuri, then a missile dropkick from Tsukushi from a different corner for 2. Codebreaker by Tsukushi into a lungblower by Kyuri, who holds Hoshi over her knees for Tsukushi to hit a double stomp off the top rope. Fantastic. Gets 2 as Mochi saves.

Tskushi hits the ropes to attack Hoshi, but Mochi cuts her off with a Thesz press. Sandwich splash on Tsukushi, then a double backdrop suplex for 2. Northern lights get 2 for Hoshi as Kyuri saves. Kyuri clothesline takes out Mochi, then a Hoshi lariat returns the favor. Hoshi caught off the ropes by a Tsukushi dropkick for 1, then a Hoshi lariat gets 1 on Tsukushi. Tsukushi hits the ropes and runs into a standing splash for 2. Running belly to the face counters with a rana rollup for 2. Sweet move as Tsukushi jumps into a doublestomp on Hoshi’s chest as Hoshi kicks out.  Tsukushi tries a headscissors roll, but Hoshi sets down on it for 2. Hoshi hits the ropes and does her horizontal roll over Tsukushi… for the win?! Huh.

Wasn’t that into this at first, but it really picked up as it went. The Butchers are a good tag team when their not playing to their gimmick. The last phase of the match was all about the champ and her upcoming challenger, and I REALLY didn’t expect either to drop a fall here. Not sure whether it hurt Tsukushi’s momentum going into the title shot (no one really expected Hoshi to lose in her first defense anyway and there was still a month to build it) and some unpredictability is nice, so I’ll call this a reasonable choice. I’d like to see more of Tsukushi and Kyuri as a team. Tsukushi is pissed after the match, and Hoshi taunts her a bit as we fade out.

 

4) Yuuka vs Maruko Nagasaki

Thrilled to see these two get a main event spotlight. Maruko attacks Yuuka from behind during the latter’s entrance and hits a dropkick in the corner as the bell rings. She sends Yuuka to the outside and grabs a chair (?!) and this is already way off from what I expected. Yuuka ducks the chair strike and hits a forearm to put Maruko against the apron, then goes all the way to the backstage entrance for a running start for another forearm. Maruko moves and Yuuka hits the apron. Scoop slam, then Maruko picks Yuuka up and slams her into the seats in the crowd as people scatter. She then drags Yuuka to the backstage entrance and slam her head into some scaffolding.

Maruko marches her opponent right back down to ringside for another head slam (into the apron this time) and we’re back into the ring with Maruko in complete control. Scoop slam, then Maruko grabs Yuuka legs and forces her shoulders down for 2, then flips over into a Boston crab as Yuuka kicks out. Yuuka twists her body around trying to force herself to the ropes, but Maruko drags her to center of the ring and sets back down just as she gets close. Yuuka claws back to the ropes for the break. Maruko up to the top, but Yuuka cuts her off with a forearm and slams her down, then nails a running dropkick in the corner. Maruko forearm ducked and Yuuka locks in an abdominal stretch. Yuuka has her arms locked and is rocking back and forth with it as Maruko screams in pain to actually sell this as a legitimate attempt to win. Small things like that make a huge difference.

Maruko brushes the ropes with her fingertips, but Yuuka falls back without letting go to turn it into an upside down Gargano Escape. Maruko makes the ropes to break. Running forearm against the ropes for Yuuka, but Maruko fights out of the crosslegged fisherman’s suplex and hits a forearm. Maruko keeps ducking Yuuka’s attempts to retaliate and hitting more of her own forearms, but Yuuka lands a running one to put Maruko down, but the latter rolls out of the way of Yuuka’s diving version. Rollup gets 2 for Maruko. Small package for another 2. Another small package for another 2. She just wearing Yuuka down here. Dropkick lands and Maruko goes up to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick for 2. Uranage in the center of the ring and Yuuka just barely kicks out before 3.

Yuuka shifts her weight to avoid another Uranage, so Maruko with a forearm strike and hits the ropes, only to eat a dropkick. Yuuka with a crossbody from the top for 2, then tries the crosslegged fisherman’s again, but Maruko breaks and counters with a spinebuster for 2. Both slow to get up. Maruko with some forearms, but hits the ropes and is LEVELED by a Yuuka forearm off the rebound. Yuuka’s beautiful diving forearm off the ropes gets 2. Yuuka  finally hits the crosslegged fisherman’s for a close 2.

Scoop slam and Yuuka goes up for a moonsault, which connects for 3! Aftermath is cut short and we fade out quickly as Yuuka seems to be grabbing the ref and pointing to her knee. Looked like she came down on it hard during that moonsault.

Great little main event. It started hot with an unexpected brawl then turned into the heated in-ring contest I expected letting two young wrestlers with HUGE potential show what they can do. I enjoyed this a lot and they packed a ton into a seven minute spotlight while still telling a strong in-ring story and without resorting to an illogical spotfest. Looking forward to longer matches between these two in the future.

 

Roundtable

Seemed it’s usual amusing comments with setup for future events and matches from what I could tell. Tsukushi definitely had some choice words for the reigning champion (after which Tsukka was cracking up). Risa leads the “Happy Ice Ribbon” cheer and we’re out.

 

Overall

These two dojo shows are quite short, but they don’t FEEL short and they pack a ton of action in without feeling rushed, as well as showcasing numerous different styles. These honestly aren’t really important shows, but they are good shows with interesting matchups and I recommend this as another thoroughly enjoyable disc from IR (as well as a particularly strong pickup for Yuuka fans).